Today's Joke
The Phone's For You
Speedy Morris was the basketball coach at LaSalle and they were having a
pretty good season. One morning, he was shaving and the phone rang. His
wife
answered it and called out to him that Sports Illustrated wanted to talk
to
him.
Coach Morris was excited that his team was apparently about to receive
national recognition in this famous sports magazine. As a matter of fact,
he
was so excited that he cut himself with his razor.
Covered with blood and shaving lather and running downstairs to the phone,
he tripped and fell down the stairs. Finally, bleeding and bruised, he
made
it to the phone and breathlessly said, "Hello"?
The voice on the other end asked, "Is this Speedy Morris"?
"Yes, yes!" he replied excitedly.
Then the voice continued, "Mr. Morris, for just seventy-five cents an
issue,
we can give you a one-year subscription to Sports Illustrated."
*Gee, I wonder what Cpt. Jean Luc Picard of the "here and now" in the form
of Christopher C. Morris is thinking today! (and tomorrow, the next day
and
the next night and so on and so on!.
Btw, there's a great cartoon graphic drawn onto a photo of President Bush.
The Pres, holding a phone with his left hand while his mouth is partially
covered by the phone and with his nice grin exclaims: "Sorry to hear
about
your sons, Saddam. Will you be going to the funeral?"
For what it's worth, while I was searching for a JOP, I found that!
Christopher C. Morris is my Uncle-In-Law and Vice President of
http://www.m2tech.us!
Red Sox, you, we need "tactical nuke" -analogy- deactivation correct?
Red Sox, you, we need "insta-sniper-tracking" -analogy- in our micro
biological organistic -everything Red Sox" correct?
Correct Correct!
"Remember "Heartstrings Of Heaven"
Ah ya, I made a quite a findin' in "Heaven And Hell" - the song!
--
"Always remember that you are absolutely unique, just like everyone else."
William K. Mahler, http://www.mahlers.com
Singer - Songwriter - Photographer - Webmaster
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